i tried eating an overstuffed hard taco while blogging.

it resulted with a bean on the carpet, yogurt on my phone, and lentils and guacamole all over my desk

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queenkickass:

i basically have the mentality of a puppy when i’m talking to someone on the internet

like if they don’t respond quickly i assume they hate me and are gone forever and we’re never gonna talk again

but then they respond and it’s like i come running in HI HI HOW WAS YOUR DAY I THOUGHT YOU WERE NEVER COMING BACK I LOVE YOU 

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so when i get a job, i’m going to save a certain percentage to be able to buy a miniature bulldog

look at these little guys

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So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t

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Amanda Seyfried photographed by Ellen von Unwerth

Amanda Seyfried photographed by Ellen von Unwerth

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gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

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